Whose Cosmos Is It Anyway?

Whose Cosmos Is It Anyway?

If the universe was a mess, I'm the mop—let's get weird!

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In a universe where comedic chaos reigns, you play as Quark, a disgruntled cosmic janitor whose job is to clean up the absurd messes left behind by outrageous intergalactic incidents. As you navigate the bizarre and often hilarious scenarios - from alien karaoke contests to black hole rave parties - every choice you make leads to unpredictable outcomes, shaping the very fabric of your cosmic world. Will you attempt to restore order, launch a prank war between star systems, or embrace the madness? Your path is filled with eccentric aliens, outrageous situations, and perhaps even a bit of dark humor in a narrative that bends the rules of reality.