Whose Cosmos Is It, Anyway?

Step into the eccentric shoes of an intergalactic court jester turned accidental hero who must navigate the chaotic realm of cosmic law and absurdity. After a bizarre incident involving a cosmic pizza delivery gone wrong, you find yourself in the midst of a hilarious trial where planets are your jury, constellations are the witnesses, and the fates of universes hang in the balance. Engage in text-based courtroom drama, solve ridiculous puzzles, and make choices that hilariously impact the cosmic order. With each decision, you’ll unearth the comical truths behind the laws of the universe while dodging wacky characters, including a narcissistic black hole and a self-doubting asteroid.