Whose Cosmos Is It, Anyway?

In a universe where the laws of physics are dictated by a cosmic improvisational theater troupe, you play as a rogue 'Planetary Comedian' who accidentally stumbles into a celestial stage performance. Navigate through various cosmic locales, interact with bizarre characters like the Sentient Black Hole and the Emotionally Overripe Star, and create outrageous scenarios to appease the fickle Cosmic Audience. Your choices impact not only the plot but also the unpredictable rules of the universe, leading to comedic outcomes where gravity might suddenly go haywire, or time loops could mess with your punchlines. Can you make the ultimate universal stand-up while avoiding intergalactic disaster?