Whose Cosmos Is It, Anyway?

In a universe where reality is rewritten by a capricious cosmic entity known as the Probability Vortex, you find yourself as the unwitting protagonist of a new star-studded, interactive narrative. As you navigate absurd situations like a talking black hole debating existentialism or a supernova hosting a talent show, your choices influence which bizarre outcomes unfold. In this fateful adventure, gather a cast of interstellar misfits, flex your comedic skills, and compete for the title of the 'God of Improv'. Will you rewrite the universe's script or become a mere footnote in the cosmic joke?