In this fast-paced text-based game, you play as a wannabe detective in an alternate reality where solving mysteries involves hilariously bizarre actions and absurd clues. As the outrageous yet charismatic sidekick of the renowned but incredibly clueless detective, you'll navigate through a series of comical cases, interacting with eccentric suspects and witnesses. Each decision shapes the story, leading to multiple endings that can range from brilliantly solved cases to uproarious failures. The goal? Gather ridiculous clues while trying to keep your mentor from ruining the investigation with outrageous theories.