In a world filled with eccentric inventors and ambitious archeologists, you play as an amateur artifact appraiser who stumbles into a chaotic auction of bizarre relics. Each artifact has a story filled with humor, intrigue, and a sprinkle of jeopardy. Your task is to determine the true ownership of these oddities through a series of witty interactions with outlandish characters. Uncover clues, negotiate with bumbling bidders, and piece together the history behind each artifact—all while trying not to get entangled in their ludicrous personal dramas. Your choices will affect the outcome of the auction and the fate of these ridiculous relics.