In this interactive text-based game, you play as a quirky artifact appraiser named Zeke, tasked with evaluating a collection of bizarre and fantastical items that have mysteriously appeared in your shop overnight. Each artifact comes with a tangled backstory involving notorious thieves, ancient curses, and eccentric collectors. As you unravel the histories and motivations behind each item, you must solve clever puzzles, negotiate with eccentric characters, and make critical decisions that will alter the fate of both the artifacts and the people involved. The game uniquely combines wordplay, humor, and dramatic tension as players explore the thin line between truth and deceit in the world of artifact appraisal.