Whose Artifact Is It Anyway?

Whose Artifact Is It Anyway?

I came for the art but stayed for the chaos; we’ll find out whose is whose — eventually!

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In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as a hapless museum intern accidentally thrown into the world of high-stakes art heists. Your boss, the eccentric museum curator, mysteriously disappears, leaving behind a convoluted trail of clues tied to priceless artifacts. Navigate through a vibrant web of eccentric characters, each claiming ownership of the artwork, as you solve absurd puzzles, aceite alliances, and manage slapstick scenarios. Engage in witty banter, uncover secrets, and determine whose artifact actually belongs to whom — all while fending off both incompetent thieves and your own disastrous decisions.