Whose Artifact Is It Anyway?

Whose Artifact Is It Anyway?

Who needs a time machine when you've got a gift shop full of lies?

Adventure Mystery Text Game

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In a quirky museum filled with stolen relics, each with a mysterious backstory, you find yourself embroiled in a comedic heist gone wrong. As a sarcastic and witty curator, your job is to interact with bizarre characters, solve riddles, and piece together the true history of these artifacts while navigating the absurdities of museum politics. Every choice you make affects your reputation, the fate of the museum, and the zany cast of kleptomaniac thieves. Will you recover these hilarious heirlooms or end up as the next exhibit?