In a world where timeless artifacts misbehave and cling to their past owners, you take on the role of a quirky, down-on-their-luck curator at a local museum. One fateful day, an ancient relic mysteriously comes to life, opening a portal to the past and unleashing a comedic chaos of historical figures, each intent on reclaiming their lost treasures. You must interact with these characters, solve their quirks, and find the true origins of the artifact, all while keeping your hands clean and your job secure. With multiple pathways and outcomes based on your choices, you navigate hilarious dialogue, tricky puzzles, and the art of improvisation, as you uncover that the history behind the artifact is just as messy and entertaining as the present.