Step into the eccentric world of Dr. Pseudomorph, an artifact hunter with a penchant for the ridiculous. You find yourself in a bustling metropolis where ancient artifacts have become the latest fashion trend, each with a wacky history that defies belief. Players interact with an array of zany characters, including a flamboyant art thief, a conspiratorial museum curator, and a talking pet rock, to unravel the mystery of stolen artifacts. You must piece together clues from bizarre scenarios, engage in clever dialogue, and explore the absurdly unique locations ranging from underground speakeasy museums to neon-lit, enchanted thrift stores—all while racing against time to reclaim the treasures before they fall into the wrong hands. Choose your path, make choices that affect the story's direction, and humorously confront the bizarre outcomes of your decisions.