In a world where ancient artifacts come with quirky personalities and inconvenient backstories, you are a hapless museum curator accidentally drawn into a mind-bending mystery. After discovering a collection of stolen relics in the museum basement, you must navigate a series of uproarious encounters, interviewing the artifacts—who speak in witty banter—as you piece together clues to reveal the true identity of the thief. Faced with a cast of eccentric historical figures and modern-day treasure hunters, your choices will lead to humorous outcomes, unexpected alliances, and a race against time to save the museum from scandalous closure.