Players step into the witty shoes of a quirky artifact appraiser, Ollie Quirk, who receives an anonymous package containing a bizarre collection of historical artifacts. Each item is surrounded by its own eccentric backstory, each with questionable authenticity. As players interact with various characters—ranging from an overly enthusiastic conspiracy theorist to a disgruntled museum curator—they must uncover the true origin of these artifacts, making choices that often lead to hilariously unexpected outcomes. The game blends humor with mystery, as players navigate through interactions, moral dilemmas, and the absurdity of the art world, all while trying to keep the artifacts from falling into the wrong hands (or worse, becoming viral memes).