In a world where historical artifacts possess quirky personalities, players take on the role of a bumbling artifact historian who has found themselves in the midst of a high-stakes museum heist. Instead of escaping a locked room, you must engage with the artifacts to uncover their true origins while keeping the bumbling thieves at bay. Each artifact has a unique backstory and sense of humor, and players interact with them through dialogue puzzles and clever decision-making to piece together clues, all while navigating the absurdities of a dingy backroom filled with ridiculous conspiracy theories about the artifacts' pasts.