In this quirky text-based adventure game, players step into the shoes of an eccentric museum curator who discovers a collection of bizarre artifacts with mysterious backstories each night. As the curator, your job is to piece together the history of these artifacts using cryptic clues, mischievous museum staff, and quirky visitors. But here’s the twist: each artifact has a mind of its own and will come to life to argue its worth and backstory as you interrogate them. The outcome of the game changes based on your interactions and the decisions you make, leading to hilarious outcomes and unexpected relationships, all while navigating the absurdities of the museum world. Ultimately, you must discover whose artifact it truly is – and if you’re clever enough, you might just find a way to pocket a few valuable secrets along the way!