Whose Artifact Is It Anyway?

Whose Artifact Is It Anyway?

I'd sell my soul for a good appraisal… but thankfully, soul currency is a bit on the shady side!

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Step into the shoes of Max Quirk, a snarky artifact appraiser with a questionable reputation, as you navigate the chaotic world of art theft, eccentric collectors, and bizarre historical relics. You're unwittingly roped into a high-stakes competition among rival appraisers to determine the rightful owner of a legendary artifact rumored to grant unimaginable power. Your choices shape not only the story but also the quirky characters you meet along the way—from a conspiracy theorist convinced the artifact is an alien communication device, to a rival appraiser with an obsessive devotion to the color mauve. Solve quirky puzzles, attend wacky auctions, and engage in dramatic confrontations to uncover the truth behind the artifact, all while delivering sharp-witted commentary and navigating a world where art appreciation and absurdity collide.