In a world where powerful artifacts are mysteriously left behind by ancient civilizations, you play as a bumbling artifact appraiser named Max Parson. Tasked with identifying the true owners of these magical items, you're thrust into a chaotic adventure filled with eccentric characters, miscommunications, and unexpected magical repercussions. Each artifact tells a unique story, and as the hilarity ensues, you'll weave through wild misunderstandings, collect amusing clues, and maybe even reorder history while unlocking the artifacts' true powers. Can you uncover the artifacts' origins before the history gets rewritten into a comedy of errors?