In a world where stolen artifacts are swapped between quirky collectors, you are the world-famous artifact appraiser, Abbie Slate. One fateful auction night, a priceless artifact vanishes, and you're pulled into a wacky web of suspects, each with outrageous personalities and unshakable alibis. Engage in hilariously absurd dialogues, flex your deduction skills to unravel the truth, and ultimately decide the fate of the artifact—all while navigating a social landscape filled with eccentric characters. Will you play the detective, the con artist, or both? It's up to you in this comedic, text-based caper!