Whose Artifact Is It, Anyway?

Whose Artifact Is It, Anyway?

I’m just here for the bad puns and the bad guys!

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Step into the shoes of a quirky artifact appraiser named Phil, who gets swept into a whirlwind of zany misadventures when he finds a mysterious, ancient artifact that everyone seems to want a piece of. As Phil navigates through an eccentric cast of characters, including competing collectors, eccentric historians, and even a talking parrot with a knack for riddles, players must solve quirky puzzles, make important choices, and uncover the artifact's true origins—all while keeping their sanity intact. The game features numerous branching paths and outcomes, driven by hilarious dialogue and absurd scenarios.