Set in a world where ancient artifacts come to life, players assume the role of a sarcastic curator who finds themselves embroiled in a chaotic competition with rival historians and mischievous artifacts vying for recognition. The game unfolds in a series of dramatic encounters, quirky dialogues, and puzzles that revolve around the true provenance of various artifacts. Players must navigate through a labyrinthine museum filled with animated exhibits, battle their wits with eccentric characters, and unravel mysteries spanning centuries—all while dealing with the artifacts' entertaining antics and occasional threats. Every choice leads to different outcomes, with some artifacts revealing hidden truths about their origins while others might lead to absurd consequences. It's a race against time, reputation, and the undead, while attempting to keep a tongue-in-cheek attitude intact.