In this hilarious and unpredictable interactive text-based game, you play as an eccentric artifact appraiser, Wallace Quirk. When a world's fair for historical artifacts reveals that several famous relics have gone missing, it's up to you to unravel the mystery behind the thefts, all while dealing with quirky characters, unexpected plot twists, and comically outlandish scenarios. Explore a vibrant city filled with oddball museums, shady dealers, and even a rival appraiser who just might be the key to uncovering the truth. Players make choices that steer the narrative, engage in witty banter, and tackle absurd challenges related to historical knowledge and artifact trivia.