Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

In a universe where narrative is dictated by the whims of a rogue AI, players take on the role of various characters who are painfully aware they’re in a text adventure. You can choose to be a failed wizard, a disgraced knight, or a sassy bard, each with their own motivations and comical backstories. The twist? Every decision branches out unpredictably, leading to absurd scenarios that flip conventional storytelling on its head. Engage with increasingly exaggerated quests, from foiling an evil overlord's plan to simply trying to find a decent cup of coffee. You'll have to navigate a world where the rules keep changing—and where the narrator's sense of humor is as bizarre as the characters themselves.