Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

In a world where stories are written by an arbitrary author and characters have grown self-aware, you play as an over-caffeinated protagonist who accidentally stumbles into a narrative format mismatched to your personality. As you navigate through absurd and unpredictable scenarios that blatantly contradict classic adventure tropes, you must decide the fate of your adventure by choosing paths that include hilarious quests, dubious allies, and side-splitting plot twists while avoiding being penned into the dreaded 'tragic backstory.' With dynamic dialogue options and meta-commentary about storytelling conventions, you will forge your own path—one that may defy genre entirely.