Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of a self-aware protagonist who finds themselves in a bizarre, ever-shifting narrative crafted by a group of quarreling game designers. Each scene is dictated by dice rolls, player suggestions, and the whims of an unpredictable AI. Choose absurd paths, from dragon-riding librarians to time-traveling llamas, as you navigate a chaotic world that parodies classic stories and video game tropes. Can you reclaim your identity and steer the adventure toward a surprising conclusion, or will you be stuck forever as the sidekick in someone else's tale?