Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

In a world where protagonists are dynamically assigned based on the choices you make, you find yourself thrust into the chaotic life of an amateur protagonist. Each decision not only influences the storyline but also arbitrarily assigns plot devices, obligations, and supporting characters who may or may not be competent. Your goal is to navigate through absurd quests full of bizarre challenges and eccentric allies, while also dealing with the commentary and antics of a snarky Narrator character who constantly critiques your choices. Will you emerge as the ultimate hero or the punchline of the story?