Whose Adventure is it Anyway?

In a world where adventurers have become mercenaries for hire, players take on the role of a cynical quest-giver who is tired of the same old adventurers coming to their doorstep. In this satirical text-based game, your choices influence which unique characters arrive to take on the quest. From a bumbling bard to an overly dramatic rogue, each character brings their own absurdity and conflict into the narrative. Your goal is to guide these characters through ridiculous challenges, filled with unexpected turns that question the very nature of adventure. Will they succeed or fall into the chaotic hilarity of their own making? Only you can decide.