In this self-aware, hilariously chaotic narrative game, you play as a wannabe adventurer who discovers a mystical narrative-generating artifact—only to find out that the story it produces depends on the decisions you and the NPCs make together! Characters from different genres — a brooding hero, an overly enthusiastic bard, and a sarcastic rogue — will break the fourth wall as they compete for the spotlight, leading to absurd situations and hilarious misunderstandings. Choose dialogue and actions to influence the outcome and keep everyone entertained while trying to achieve your ludicrous goals, be they fame, fortune, or just avoiding a ridiculously prophetic curse!