Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

In a world where narrative choices are literally in the hands of the players, you assume the role of an underappreciated side character on the fringes of a grand adventure. Faced with bizarre challenges and outrageous scenarios, you must navigate the conflicting desires of the main heroes (who keep messing up their roles) while secretly trying to steal the spotlight for yourself. Each decision you make influences not only your fate but also changes the course of the ridiculous main quest! Will you be the unsung hero of this eccentric tale, or will you forever be known as 'that guy' who tripped over his own plot device?