Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

In this hilariously chaotic interactive text-based game, players find themselves in a peculiar dimension where adventures are dictated by the whims of a capricious Narrator. Alternate between playing as a wannabe hero, a disgruntled sidekick, and even a villain who wonders why they end up losing every time. Each choice spirals the story into absurd scenarios that can wrap a full arc in a few lines, leading to absurd results and wild twists that poke fun at classic adventure tropes. Can you help the Narrator figure out whose adventure it really is, or will you all be stuck in a loop of never-ending plot twists and humor?