Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

In a world where adventurers are generated by an unpredictable text-based system, you play as a hapless NPC who gains the ability to break the fourth wall and control the narrative. As the chosen 'sidekick' in an ensemble of clichéd yet vibrant characters, you must navigate a variety of rapidly changing quests, each with their own ludicrous set of rules. From battling existential crises to negotiating with talking animals, the choices you make determine not just your fate, but also who gets to be the hero in this absurdly chaotic universe. Will you become the hero you never wanted to be, or will you sabotage everyone else's fun?