In this interactive text-based game, you play as a jaded narrative voice controlling a group of wildly unpredictable characters on an absurd quest. Each character comes with their own unique quirks and outrageous backstories, and they often break the fourth wall to voice their opinions on how the story should unfold. As you try to guide them through a series of bizarre scenarios—like an epic battle against rogue props or a heartfelt reunion amid a food fight—you’ll have to negotiate character conflicts, respond to their outrageous demands, and find clever ways to blend the plots of cheesy genres. Each decision can lead to gloriously unexpected events, leaving the fate of your band of misfits hanging in the balance and your own credibility as a narrator at stake.