Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

In a world where adventurers are contracted for quests based purely on whims, you play as a scrappy sidekick with a penchant for irreverent humor. Each choice alters the narrative drastically, pushing you to navigate absurd situations and unpredictable plot twists. Take on the role of the forgotten flavors of fantasy: the bard who can't carry a tune, the warrior who's more interested in knitting than fighting, and the wizard who just can't get his spells right. Engage with an eclectic cast of characters and determine whose story unfolds—yours, or the diva hero's who always steals the spotlight. Your quick-witted choices will determine if you'll finally have your moment to shine or remain the utter sidekick nobody remembers.