Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

In this absurdist text-based adventure, players assume the role of a hapless sidekick constantly overshadowed by protagonists of various genres, from knights to space explorers. Your task is to navigate a whimsical multiverse filled with zany adventures, absurd challenges, and unexpected plot twists—all while trying to find a narrative you can actually call your own. Tease narrative clichés, challenge genre expectations, and make choices that will either hilariously backfire or lead to your own heroic moments. Will you take the spotlight or remain just a footnote in the story?