In this whimsical text-based adventure, players take on the role of an underappreciated sidekick in a quest gone hilariously awry. As the hero of the story, the player must negotiate the unpredictable nature of their villainous nemesis and an overly dramatic main character. With each decision the player makes, they can dramatically change the outcome of the quest—turning mundane scenarios into epic misadventures filled with absurdities and unexpected twists. From ridiculous side quests to absurd character interactions, players navigate a world where nothing is quite as it seems and the story can go anywhere (and often does)!