In this interactive text-based game, players take on the role of a hapless sidekick who has just been unceremoniously dumped into an unfinished adventure story. With a quirky narrator who breaks the fourth wall, players must navigate bizarre plot twists, dodgy clichés, and unexpected character arcs. Choices made in the game result in wildly different scenarios as players attempt to re-write the narrative in their favor—while uncovering the identity of the real protagonist hoping to take them into the shadows! The joy of this chaotic narrative lies in its unpredictable humor and hilarious commentary on the absurdity of storytelling itself. Will you become the hero you’ve never wanted to be, or will you embrace your sidekick status and make it the best adventure of your life?