Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

In this satirical text-based adventure, you play as a clueless adventurer who finds themselves entangled in a story that keeps changing based on your choices and the whims of an unseen narrator. With tropes from classic quests being bent and twisted, you'll confront unexpected challenges—from negotiating with tomato bandits to dealing with oddly anthropomorphic furniture. Your decisions will not only shape the world around you but also determine who the 'real' protagonist is. Will you step up and take charge, or let the narrative take you on a wildly unpredictable ride?