In this uniquely self-aware, interactive text-based game, players assume the role of an underappreciated sidekick in a fantasy quest gone awry. The main character—who is vividly aware they're in a game—must navigate through a series of absurd scenarios that poke fun at classic fantasy tropes. With a deranged cast of characters including an overly dramatic hero, a sassy talking cat, and a villain with a penchant for terrible puns, players face choices that blend humor with high stakes. As the sidekick, it's your job to pull the strings, offer advice, or sabotage the hero's efforts based on how you want the story to unfold, leading to unpredictable and often hilarious endings.