Whose Adventure is it Anyway?

In this hilariously chaotic text-based adventure, you take on the role of a reluctant protagonist trapped in a dying narrative. As the story’s author struggles to find a suitable ending, you, the player, must navigate through a series of absurd, outlandish scenarios designed by the protagonist, side characters, and even the plot twists themselves. Engage in witty banter, make ludicrous choices, and unravel the meta-story as you determine what kind of adventure it really is. Can you save the narrative from collapsing into an unending loop of bad jokes, or will you become a mere footnote in literary history?