In a world where protagonists are chosen at random, you play as the overqualified sidekick - the last choice in every adventure. Your journey begins when the Narrator (a snarky AI) decides it's time to spice up your mundane life of helping heroes. You'll need to guide the bumbling main character through ridiculous trials and tribulations, sometimes rewriting the story as you go. Each choice you make affects not only your fate but the absurdity of the story, leading to zany plot twists, hilarious character interactions, and heartfelt moments. With every decision, you'll explore themes of agency, identity, and the true meaning of adventure, all while sharing witty banter with the Narrator, who has no qualms about poking fun at the tropes of the genre.