In a world where adventurers are contracted for quests through an online marketplace, you play as a snarky freelance quest writer who discovers that their own story is being hijacked by various characters who, unbeknownst to them, have ambitions of their own. Navigate a meta-level of storytelling where you must interact with and sabotage your own creations. Guide or mislead heroic wannabes, confront the absurdity of clichés, and even face off against your narrative's biggest cliché: the 'Chosen One'—who's just as confused as you are. Can you rewrite your destiny while keeping humor at the forefront?