Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

Whose Adventure Is It Anyway?

I don't care whose adventure this is, as long as I get paid in legendary loot… or pizza.

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In a world where adventurers aren’t born, but pieced together from the whims of the audience, you play as an ambitious sidekick trapped in a never-ending cycle of meta-adventures. Each session is narrated by an unseen Game Master (GM) who relies on choices made by the players — and sometimes makes absurd demands. Your goal is to navigate through ridiculous quests that twist the very fabric of storytelling while battling absurd villains, ridiculous side quests, and the ever-dreading curse of unfinished plotlines. Will you rise from sidekick to the main hero, or will the audience send you on yet another pointless quest?