In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as a forgotten, sentient NPC (non-player character) named Chip who realizes he's stuck in a never-ending loop of mediocre fantasy quests. Tired of being the sidekick to generic heroes, Chip decides to take control of his own narrative. As you navigate through an unpredictable, self-aware world, players can choose from a variety of outlandish story arcs, each leading to hysterical outcomes. Along the way, you interact with ludicrous characters, from wannabe dragons to forgetful wizards, and make decisions that can either spiral into utter chaos or surprisingly profound moments.