Who’s Squad Is It Anyway?

Step into the shoes of a fresh recruit within a zany intergalactic mercenary squad known for taking on the wildest missions—and making them wildly hilarious. As the newly appointed 'Squad Morale Officer,' your task is to navigate through bizarre challenges and offbeat personalities while making crucial choices that affect the team's dynamics and mission outcomes. Each interaction can lead to laugh-out-loud moments or calamity, and you'll face absurd dilemmas like negotiating with aliens that only speak in puns or organizing a team-building retreat on a planet with gravity glitches. Can you keep the squad together while ensuring everyone doesn't kill each other—with kindness?