Who's Squad Is It Anyway?

In this satirical text-based adventure, you assume the role of an overly dramatic squad leader in charge of a ragtag group of misfits on a mission to save a world gone hilariously wrong. As you navigate through absurd situations—from a battle of wits with rival squads composed of eccentric characters to navigating the absurd bureaucracy of the game’s governing body—you must make quick decisions that will impact your squad's dynamics and the outcome of your quests. Each choice you make influences friendships, rivalries, and the ultimate fate of your squad as you uncover what 'teamwork' really means in a world where everything is a joke and nothing is taken seriously.