In a world where ancient relics possess absurd and quirky powers, you play as an eccentric, down-on-their-luck relic hunter who accidentally stumbles upon a cursed artifact that sparks a comedic chain of events. Armed with nothing but wits and a bizarre collection of past relics, you must navigate through a series of hilariously absurd challenges while unearthing the origins and true powers of the relic. Solve riddles, engage with a roster of ridiculous characters, and decide the fate of an entire town humorously obsessed with the relics. Your choices shape the narrative and reveal just how outrageous the world of relics can be!