Who's Hellos Are These Anyway?

In a world where greetings have gained sentience, you play as a disgraced ex-linguist turned private investigator. Your mission? Unravel the existential crisis of wayward hellos that have been discarded and forgotten in the chaotic metropolis of Greetingsburg. As you explore quirky neighborhoods and interrogate eccentric characters—each with a unique type of greeting—you'll uncover a conspiracy that could redefine social interaction forever. Choose your dialogue wisely and navigate through sarcastic humor, stunningly awkward situations, and puzzling interactions as you gather clues and solve the mystery of mismanaged hellos.