Who's Hellos Are These Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you find yourself in a quirky town where everyone's greetings have been mysteriously swapped. Instead of saying 'Hello,' the residents are inadvertently hurling insults, compliments, or confusing phrases at each other. As the town’s new 'Greeting Inspector,' your mission is to solve the mystery behind the mix-up. Navigate through absurd encounters with eccentric townsfolk, uncover hidden motives, and piece together clues by interacting with various characters. With your wild choices, you can use your comedic wit to correct the greetings before the town descends into chaos. Will you crack the case and restore civility, or will you become the punchline of the biggest joke this town has ever seen?