Step into the quirky shoes of Sal, a washed-up private investigator in a hilariously chaotic city where the only thing weirder than the criminals are the greetings! When a mysterious package filled with cryptic 'hellos' starts appearing in town, you must unravel the bizarre clues left behind by eccentric characters. Engage in witty banter, uncover hidden motives, and piece together the riddle of these absurd hellos through branching dialogues and interactive choices. Will you save the day or simply add to the confusion? Each decision you make will lead to outrageous consequences and zany twists!