Who's Hellos Are These Anyway?

In this quirky text-based adventure, you play as a professional greeting card writer known for your hilariously inappropriate hellos. One day, you receive a mysterious package containing a cursed notebook that alters the way people say hello worldwide. Now, each interaction leads to bizarre consequences! Navigate through a series of absurd scenarios, from a surly talking cat demanding custom greetings to a secret society of overly enthusiastic hello enthusiasts. Your choices will affect relationships, uncover hidden secrets, and ultimately lead to a showdown at the Annual Greeting Conference.