Who's Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this hilarious interactive text-based game, you play as a lowly greeting card writer who accidentally stumbles into a bizarre world where every greeting must be creatively 'delivered' to the rightful recipient. Each recipient has a quirky story, and as you try to retrieve misplaced hellos, you unravel a conspiracy involving the relationship between greetings and their owners. Make choices that affect the outcome of each character's life while dodging ridiculous obstacles, including overly enthusiastic card collectors and competitive greeting scholars. The chaos escalates as you navigate through various scenarios, gathering clues to solve the ultimate mystery: Why are people's hellos missing, and who wants to keep them that way?